Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Wednesday Word of the Week

Squander (skwon-der)
verb

Extravagant or wasteful expenditure; often of money or time.

"Overcome by the titillation of Vegas, Jimmy squandered his savings on blackjack, women, and booze."

Alternative definition
verb

The aimless, irregular course of direction by arboreal bush-tailed rodents, often into oncoming traffic.

"The cute furry squirrel popped an acorn in its mouth and squandered across the highway only to be exploded by a Dodge Stratus."

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