Wednesday Word of the Week

Slake (sleyk)
verb

To allay (thirst, desire, wrath, etc) by satisfying.

"An ice cold beer on a hot summer day is the best way to slake any man's thirst."

Alternate definition 
noun

A pain or injury that increases in severity over an extended period of time; a slow ache.

"It took Tessa three days after her ten mile run to notice the slake in her knees."

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Wednesday Word of the Week

Thwart (thwawrt)
verb

To oppose successfully; prevent from accomplishing a purpose

"Simply planting an ADT sign in your front yard is enough to thwart many would-be thieves."

Alternative definition
noun

An emission of gas that causes a frozen object to warm or melt; a thawing fart.

"Bobby didn't mind his morning flatulence during cold winter commutes because his powerful thwarts made a seat warmer unnecessary."