Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Week


Crocus (kroh-kuh s)
noun

Any of various small bulbous plants of the genus Crocus, or the iris family, cultivated for their showy, spring-blooming flowers.

“Saffron Walden takes its name from the saffron crocus once grown around the town.”

Alternative definition
noun

A gathering of people wearing Crocs.

“Rick joined the other men in the crocus who, like him, had grown apathetic and emasculated from long marriages.”

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Week

Moot (moot)
adj

Open to discussion or debate; debatable; doubtful.

"Whether the profit model will work or not is a moot point if we don’t get more funding to keep the company afloat."


Alternative definition
noun

A cow fart.

"Jed dreaded his morning chore of milking the cows as he frequently suffered through potent moots to the face.”

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Week

Cantankerous (kan-tang-ker-uh s)
adjective

Disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish

"Some religious people can become cantankerous when discussing their beliefs."

Alternative definition
adjective

Having or being prone to canker sores.

"Orange juice was a poor choice for Allan's already cantankerous mouth."

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Sweet Lil' Sugarbush




Beard covered in snow, a perma-grin smeared across my face, and an arm that kept involuntarily throwing thumbs ups and high fives, I felt that familiar unbridled sense of joy that can only come from powder turns. I didn’t think I would experience this feeling after I left Park City, UT a few years ago, yet here I was, nearly 2,000 miles east, standing on a mountain in Vermont giddy as a schoolboy. I looked down at the 2,500 vertical feet of fresh New England fluff, pointed my tips downhill, let out a cowboy hoot, and sent it.

36 hours earlier…

January and February are the months where I prove my merit as a boyfriend. I have the gauntlet of birthday-Valentines Day-anniversary all in the span of a few weeks. It doesn’t help that I date someone who sets the bar impossibly high by getting me homerun presents every birthday and Christmas. I decided that a surprise weekend getaway to Burlington, VT would score me major points. I made the reservations for a swanky downtown hotel, yelped some restaurants, and packed our ski gear, you know, just in case.


After a four-hour shot up I93 and I89 we left behind the urban chaos of Boston for the serene Green Mountains of Vermont. We arrived in the eccentric college town, passing a gay rights protest, a group of drunk co-eds, and a shirtless man riding a lawnmower in the span of a few blocks (at 10 o’clock at night). It didn’t take long to realize Burlington is a bustling bundle of hip. Imagine Boulder Colorado, but on a lake, with an elitist ice-cream attitude, where they treat their coffee like exotic strains of weed - “bro have you tried the Bolivian bubble-hash espresso? It’s fire.”

Fueled by organic coffee and a locally sourced “farmer’s breakfast” we set out to explore the town. We spent the morning strolling Church Street, the pedestrian mall that acts as the central hub for downtown Burlington. Church Street is a quarter mile stretch of sensory overload packed with street performers, one-of-a-kind records and books, stellar food, and craft beer. After an hour or so of exploring I reminded my girlfriend that we were on vacation and noon was a perfectly acceptable time to have a beer. She agreed and we hopped on a bus and headed a few miles south to Vermont’s most prominent brewery.

The Magic Hat Brewery is a drunken hippie oasis where booze and art blend with such mind-bending creativity you might think somebody dosed your beer. We took the free tour and learned about the humble grassroots beginnings of the company as well as some of the environmentally friendly brewing practices Magic Hat uses to stay green. After filling our heads with factoids about yeast, fermentation, and bottling, we decided to go kill as many of those brain cells as possible with our complimentary tasting tickets. We bellied up to the brewery bar that was offering 9 varieties of freshly brewed suds.




While imbibing we were joined by an energetic Australian Shepherd named Cassie who trotted around the bar freely leaving smiles and new friends in her wake. We tracked down Tim, her owner - or perhaps more appropriate drinking buddy - and struck up a conversation. Cassie, Tim told us, is a bit of a beer snob. She only drinks CircusBoy, Magic Hat’s unfiltered wheat beer. To prove it, Tim grabbed the stout I was drinking as well as my girlfriends IPA and offered them to Cassie. She turned her nose at both. However when Tim offered the CircusBoy she lapped it up eagerly. Tim and Cassie were on their way to Fiddlehead, another local brewery just down the road. In typical mountain town hospitality, they invited us to tag along.

After a few more hop-tastic tastings, Tim gave us a lift back to our hotel and left us with one parting mission; to find the elusive Heady-Topper, the crème-de-le-crème of northeastern IPA’s. It didn’t take us long to find the highly coveted barley pop. The pizza place where we got dinner had just gotten a shipment and we ordered one of the $6 cans to split. It was exceptionally good, however we opted to stick with the equally tasty Fiddlehead double IPA for a fraction of the price. Finding the Heady Topper was like trying caviar or seeing Niagra Falls; it’s just something you have to do so you can say you did it. We walked back to our hotel through snow that had been falling steadily throughout the day. No last call Burlington bar night for this old couple. The smell of an impending pow day was in the air.

A continental cup of coffee and a gas station breakfast (ski bum staple) got us up and on the road early. After a 30 minute drive southeast through the small rural towns of the Mad River Glenn Valley, we pulled into Sugarbush and found ourselves among kindred souls; strapping on our ski gear in a parking lot. We were in the heart of New England ski country with resorts like Jay Peak, Stowe, and Smugglers Notch in the neighborhood. I picked Sugarbush for its location, variety of terrain, and most importantly price. My decision was confirmed when I heard the Magic Hat staff hyping up “the Bush.”

Sugarbush is dived into two peaks; Mt Lincoln and Mt Ellen. Mt Lincoln, considered the main resort, has the majority of the trails as well as the lodge. Those runs, however, are primarily blues and greens, a magnet for tourists, families, and mediocre skiers. Mt Ellen, while having fewer runs, has significantly more vertical and no snow-making. It is where the locals go to escape the crowds and devour powder. Our choice was an easy one.

We hopped on the free shuttle and headed over to the Mt Ellen base area. On the way we picked up a few backcountry stragglers who had popped out of Slidebrook Basin, an off-piste area between the two peaks. Everybody seemed to be in high spirits, mostly because of the great conditions. It seemed we had timed our lone ski trip of the season well. After purchasing our lift tickets (which were only $50 for a half day) we clicked into our skis and got in the short line for the chair. On the way up my girlfriend pointed out that the foliage, covered in a fresh dusting of snow, looked like a sugar bush. I cut her excitement short by asserting that Sugarbush was not named for its indigenous trees. Rather, I contended, it was named after a legendary mountain prostitute who seduced horny miners with her sweet… (you get the picture). Needless to say, we agreed to disagree.




After shaking off a years worth of rust on the first run, we put the “Bush” to the test. We started with a long, steep plummet from the peak on F.I.S. We explored the glades, cruised some groomers, and even dropped our west coast powder-snobbery to hit a few classic New England bump-runs. The ample vert and varied terrain was more than enough for my legs - even in a half day.  Sugarbush was everything it was billed to be; an underrated resort with an overwhelming amount of skiable terrain. Driving back to Boston I reflected on what it was that made mountain towns like Burlington so great. Outdoor sports are not a recreational activity but a way of life. Every direction you look could be a postcard. Microbrews flow like water. And perhaps most importantly, the people have a zest for life that is undeniably infectious.  





Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Wednesday Word of the Week

Coddle (kod-l)
verb

To treat tenderly; nurse or tend indulgently; pamper.

"The ungracious child had been coddled by well-meaning parents."

Alternative definition
verb

To walk with short steps, swaying from side to side, in a stupor induced by playing Call of Duty for consecutive hours.

"Kyle dislodged himself from the couch and coddled toward the bathroom, wondering aloud if it was Tuesday or Wednesday."